Vital S1000RR Accessory

I don't know about you... but when I purchase my S1000RR, I'm getting the Akrapovic slip-on, full carbon fiber trim and of course, every mans essential when going blisteringly fast around the track... A tank bag?! Yes the S1000RR is made by BMW, the company that caters to your dad's touring needs, but we're are talking about a weapon that was developed for sheer blitzkrieg speed. The thing lapped a second faster at Inde Motorsports Park in Wilcox, Arizona than an AMA Superstock spec GSXR1000!! I think that the last thing on your list should be making sure your cell phone and wallet are well within comfortable arm distance. Sheesh.